Grunting- Dude, everyone can see you're pressing 80lb dumbbells, you don't need to draw more attention to yourself.
Attire- Guy, that sleeveless, form fitting Nike shirt might be comfortable but I really have no interest in seeing your nipples. It's like I am in Cancun on Spring Break, only instead of me seeing some drunk 19 year old coed in a wet t contest, it's a 38 year old dude. Very disturbing.
Staff- I've got my headphones on, I'm not looking at you, in fact I don't want anything to do with you. Please don't talk to me or ask me how it's going.
Smells- Older dude who plays basketball, please, for the love of god put some deodorant on.
Locker room- I only use it to wash my hands and use the toilet but when I am in there, I don't want to see your junk. Really, is there a reason you walk around for all the world to see? A towel is a great thing. Nobody is interested in seeing your raisined sack.
Hot chicks- Stop walking by and not talking to me.
3 comments:
I don't listen to Jim Rome often, but this definitely sounds like something he'd say.
of course, it would take him about 45 minutes to actually say it
i could have added some rack ems and jungle references.
this was a phenomenal post.
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